TWO YEAR DEGREE
A new two-year degree is being offered at the University
that many of you should be interested in:
Becoming a Real Man.
That's right, in just six mini-mesters, you, too, can be
a real man as well as earn a  MA degree (Male Arts).  
Please take a moment to look over the program  outline.

          FIRST YEAR Autumn Schedule:

MEN 101     Combating Stupidity
MEN 102     You, Too, Can Do Housework
MEN 103     PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104     We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for Christmas

          Winter Schedule:

MEN 110     Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111     Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4 am
MEN 112     Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception
EAT 100      Get a Life, Learn to Cook
EAT 101      Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
ECON 001A  What's Hers is Hers

          Spring Schedule:

MEN 120     How NOT to Act Like a Buttface When You're Wrong
MEN 121     Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122     YOU, the Weaker Sex
MEN 123     Reasons to Give Flowers
ECON 001C   What Was Yours is Hers

          SECOND YEAR Autumn Schedule:

SEX 101     You CAN Fall Asleep without It
SEX 102     Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower
SEX 103     How to Stay Awake After Sex
MEN 201     How to Put the Toilet Seat Down

         
          Winter Schedule:

MEN 210     The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
MEN 211     How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
MEN 212     You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
MEN 213     Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise
MEN 230A    Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important

          Spring Schedule:

MEN 220     Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary(Pass/Fail Only)
MEN 221     Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary
MEN 222     Real Men Ask for Directions
MEN 223     Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
MEN 230B    Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2

         Course Electives:

EAT 101     Cooking with Tofu
EAT 102     Utilization of Eating Utensils
EAT 103     Burping and Belching Discreetly
MEN 231     Mothers-in-law
MEN 232     Appear to Be Listening
MEN 233     Just Say "Yes, Dear"
ECON 001C   Cheaper to Keep Her