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In letzter Zeit tauchen immer wieder neue Viren auf. Es ist uns gelungen, genauere Klassifizierungen der Symtome zu bekommen. Hier die Original-Auszüge auf der Mac Affe Detection list:
Lewinsky virus: Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.
Ronald Reagan virus: Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
Mike Tyson virus: Quits after one byte.
Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 300MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100MB, and then slowly expands to 200MB.
Dr. Jack Kevorkian virus: Deletes all old files.
Ellen Degeneres virus: You can no longer insert disks into your computer.
Titanic virus: Your whole computer goes down.
Disney virus: Everything in your computer goes Goofy.
Prozac virus: Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.
Joey Buttafuoco virus: Only attacks minor files
Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates some files, leaves, but it'll be back.
Be careful ;-)
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