2. People who are willing to get off their arse to
search the entire room for the TV remote because they
refuse to walk to the TV to change the channel
manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake
and eat it too" f**king right! What good is a cake if
you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you
look". Of course it is. Why the f**k would you keep
looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who
and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see
that?". No tosser, I paid Ű to come to the cinema and
stare at the f**king floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't
really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it?
If it's new, then there has never been anything before
it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been
something before it so its not new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the f**k??
Life is the longest #### thing anyone ever f**king
does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks
"Has the bus come  yet?" If the bus came would I be
standing here, nobhead?