Two tourists were driving through Wales. As they were approaching the village of . . . Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter of the fast food restaurant, one of the tourists asked the Welsh blonde employee: "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are . . . very slowly?"The girl leaned over the counter and said: "Buuurrrrrrrrrr.......gerrrrrrrrrrr......Kiiiiiiiiing".