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In letzter Zeit tauchen immer wieder neue Viren auf. Es ist uns gelungen, genauere Klassifizierungen der Symtome zu bekommen. Hier die Original-Auszüge auf der Mac Affe Detection list:
Lewinsky virus:
Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.
Ronald Reagan virus:
Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
Mike Tyson virus:
Quits after one byte.
Oprah Winfrey virus:
Your 300MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100MB, and then slowly expands to 200MB.
Dr. Jack Kevorkian virus:
Deletes all old files.
Ellen Degeneres virus:
You can no longer insert disks into your computer.
Titanic virus:
Your whole computer goes down.
Disney virus:
Everything in your computer goes Goofy.
Prozac virus:
Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.
Joey Buttafuoco virus:
Only attacks minor files
Arnold Schwarzenegger virus:
Terminates some files, leaves, but it'll be back.
Be careful ;-)
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Liebe Grüße
11i
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, und die Freaks dazu..*gg*
11i 
Geschrieben am : 22 April 2007, 14:12
